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Dmitri Milos
Dimitri
Vital statistics
Occupation:

Supermarket employee

Affiliation:

Phoenix Farms

Family:

Stavros Milos - Father
Helena Milos - Mother
King - Pet

Born:

1986

Died:

January 2006

Status:

Deceased

Fate:

Died in a car wreck

First seen:

The Rooster Prince

Last seen:

Buridan's Ass

Portrayer:

Gordon S. Miller

Dmitri Milos Gallery

Dmitri Milos is the son of supermarket king Stavros Milos. He has a habit of barging in and telling really cheesy jokes.

Early Life

Dimitri Milos was born in December 1986 to Stavros Milos and Helena Milos. In 1987, his father found a briefcase containing almost a million dollars, which Stavros kept hidden from his family to ascend to the "Supermarket King of Minnesota".

Season 1

"The Rooster Prince"

Dmitri is first seen when he barges into Stavros' office to tell a corny joke. He is quickly dismissed. He is later seen at the Milos residence, where Lorne Malvo tells him another corny joke in return. He comforts his mother Helena, telling her everything will be alright.

"Eating the Blame"

Dmitri walks into Stavros' office once again to talk to his father. Stavros scolds him for interrupting him, and he starts crying. Suddenly, a cricket lands on Stavros' desk. Dmitri urges him not to kill it, but he does anyway. Screams are heard outside, and they both investigate. They find the entire supermarket filled with crickets.

Episode Appearances

Season 1

Trivia

To be added.